Posted by: itneverrainsinseattle | February 14, 2010

The Valentines Day Memo


To: Valentines Day
Date: February 14th, 2010

Dear Valentines Day:

Suck it.

Warmest regards,




  1. Huzzah!

    The experience is highly overrated, an artificial construct designed to sell cards, candy, flowers, and other personal gifts. There are other and better ways to show love.

  2. Damn tootin’

  3. LOL! I like the juxtaposition of semi-vitriolic anger expressed through “suck it” with the everyday cordial quality of “warm regards”. That really made if for me.

  4. Will you be my Schmalentine?

    I’m celebrating Chinese New Year, if that helps. Kung Hei Fat Choi! Happy year of the Tiger 🙂

  5. Haha! I agree with Suzanne. “warm regards” really did it for me as well – another variation that would have been lovely – “Best” or “warmEST regards” or even “Sincerely Yours” – happy valentine’s day to the singles of the world – we can do it…all of us!!

  6. Hilarious! The husband and I also jointly decided to tell V-day to suck it this year… so it’s not only singles (or soon-to-bes) not celebrating.

  7. I agree with the celebrating the Chinese New Year instead! Happy New Year! 🙂

  8. Happy Olympics!

  9. Funny. However, I predict that next year you will be a fan of this day.

  10. Made me laugh out loud! 🙂 This is my first one being single in 12 years and let me tell you something, I totally dont care. I love holidays and this one is just as loved. Plus, hearts are my favorite shape and i have a sweet spot for holiday-themed candy. Hope you have a good day regardless. Thanks for the laugh.

  11. AMEN! 🙂
    you make me want to applaud….

  12. LOVE IT!

    I’ve never really been one to enjoy this “Holiday” either, even when I have someone to celebrate it.

    Big whoop, V-day.

  13. I like Vday, but since I spent it alone today, I had the same attitude.

  14. NICE! Mine was spent with a good firend watching slasher films! Nice way to anti-valentines it.

  15. He he he… this pretty much sums up everything I was thinking yesterday!!

  16. ditto

  17. awww, you did your own memo!!!

    even tho i had a wonderful vday, i would still gladly get rid of this inane excuse for a holiday bc altho i had a great day on sunday, i would have had a great day anyway. and when i was single, it was just the worst reminder in the world that i was alone. fuck you, Vday

  18. In FB language:

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